I would say this is me right now but I don’t look like that. *le sigh*
That’s what I call pure pwnage.
Can he be on my T.V.?
Fuck yeah, living life. REBLOG IF YOU WANT ME IN YOUR BED.
I’m fascinated omg
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
my dildo, lol.
What would happen if Ed McMahon inhabited the body a weirder Pat O’Brien to celebrate Christmas? You’d probably get the J. Montgomery Scott 3rd Annual Sexy Christmas Spectacular. Join J. Montgomery Scott (Paul Scheer) and his famous celebrity friends as they tell you the true meaning of Christmas and the other December holidays that don’t really count. There will be singing, comedy, music, magic, and Yo-Yo Tricks. See what you’ve been missing the last 2 years & if you have seen the show find out more about J. Montgomery’s dead wife and current girlfriend as well as his current TV projects. All proceeds will benefit USO. Tickets are available ONLINE ONLY. Click here to purchase tickets.
Paul Scheer (The League/NTSF:SD:SUV::)
Ed Helms (The Office/The Hangover)
Casey Wilson(Happy Endings/SNL)
Rob Huebel (Childrens Hospital/ Human Giant)
June Diane Raphael (NTSF:SD:SUV::/New Girl)Mark Proksch (The Office)Melissa Rauch (Big Bang Theory)Brandon Johnson (NTSF:SD:SUV::)Rudy Coby - The World’s Coolest Magician>Danielle Schneider, Morgan Walsh, Owen Burke, James Pumphrey and more….>
Plus music by John C. Reilly & Tom BrousseauAnd a Few More Surprises!Saturday, December 10: Paul Scheer’s 3rd Annual Sexy Christmas Spectacular. Seats will be assigned beginning at 6pm, Doors open for drinks beginning at 6:30pm, Show Time 8pm, Tickets $25. Click here to purchase tickets.